Here is hot Sarah Hyland at the Vampire Academy premiere, showing the key lesson she’s learned from spending so much time with Sofia Vergara over the years, always be bringing cleavage. See, in my head their training is kind of like that scene in Glengarry Glen Ross, only with less shouting and more heavy petting. Oh, and nobody gets a Cadillac, Sarah just gets more famous and I get a giant pants fire. So far, so good. Enjoy the view!
