Celebrity Sex Tapes

Here is every nerds favorite actress Emma Watson at the Cannes Film Festival premiere of her new movie The Bling Ring. And I hate to break your bubble, but I’m pretty sure this movie is about the kids who robbed Paris Hilton and not some lame Green Lantern sequel. I could be wrong, but I’m too busy focusing on Emma’s booty in this dress to double-check. Uh oh, does this mean I’m becoming a nerd too? Guys, I’m scared.

I don’t think I post enough pictures of this Nina Dobrev hot babe, I don’t know a whole lot about her, but I like her sexy little booty. Here she is at the  CW Network’s Upfronts in New York doing her thing on the red carpet. Her thing consists of looking really cute while she breaks the hearts of millions of Canadian teenage boys and one slightly older blogger with a sore wrist…. From blogging not… Get your minds out of the gutter.

If you’re like me and only watched the Bachelor because your girlfriend watches it and you don’t want to piss her off, than you know this Courtney Robertson as the winner everybody loved to hate. I thought she was an idiot too, but after seeing these Courtney Robertson bikini shots while running around on the beach I’m beginning to get what the douche saw in her. Ass… That’s what he saw in her… Ass. Good choice.

I know that Cindy Crawford’s getting up there these days, but somehow she’s still looking just as hot as ever. Here she is at Cannes Film Festival basting out some supermodel cougar cleavage and proving she’s still got it. For all you ladies out there wondering what Cindy Crawford hot secret is, I heard it’s her daily regime of hooking up with a blogger. So if you want to try this new miracle anti-aging trick for yourself, just email me, I’m currently accepting new patients.

Here is another contender to steal Lucy Pinder’s title for “Best Big Boobie Glamour Model of the UK”. Danielle Sharp may not be a household name like Lucy Pinder, but after judging by these Danielle Sharp topless pictures in the latest NUTS magazine, she might be a half cup size bigger than Lucy. I’m not 100% sure since the only way for me to tell is to get my hands dirty. So ladies, give me a call and let’s settle this.

I’m not really sure who April Rose is, I don’t think I’ve ever seen her before, but I’ve gotta say, I’m impressed. Here she is at the Maxim Hot 100 event and I’m so glad she has come into my life because there has been a shortage of chicks with huge fake boobs on the site. Hot! This is exactly how I like my girls, blonde, tanned and more than a little top heavy. Well done April and welcome to my site.

It’s about as rare as seeing a blogger outside, but I love it when we get to see Maria Menounos booty off the Extra set. Sure, it means she probably won’t be doing any sexy yoga poses or jumping jacks, but it’s still a nice change from seeing her in the same dress every day. So here she is showing off that killer booty of hers and just enough cleavage at the LA premiere of Star Trek Into Darkness. Enjoy, because it might be a while before we see poses like this from Maria again.

Meet Leah Francis and make sure to check out each image well. Now I don’t have much to say about Leah (my hands are too busy playing pocket pool) other than if England keeps pumping out these mega busty models I’m going to renounce my US citizenship and move there.