Celebrity Sex Tapes

I know that Cindy Crawford’s getting up there these days, but somehow she’s still looking just as hot as ever. Here she is at Cannes Film Festival basting out some supermodel cougar cleavage and proving she’s still got it. For all you ladies out there wondering what Cindy Crawford hot secret is, I heard it’s her daily regime of hooking up with a blogger. So if you want to try this new miracle anti-aging trick for yourself, just email me, I’m currently accepting new patients.

Here is another contender to steal Lucy Pinder’s title for “Best Big Boobie Glamour Model of the UK”. Danielle Sharp may not be a household name like Lucy Pinder, but after judging by these Danielle Sharp topless pictures in the latest NUTS magazine, she might be a half cup size bigger than Lucy. I’m not 100% sure since the only way for me to tell is to get my hands dirty. So ladies, give me a call and let’s settle this.

I’m not really sure who April Rose is, I don’t think I’ve ever seen her before, but I’ve gotta say, I’m impressed. Here she is at the Maxim Hot 100 event and I’m so glad she has come into my life because there has been a shortage of chicks with huge fake boobs on the site. Hot! This is exactly how I like my girls, blonde, tanned and more than a little top heavy. Well done April and welcome to my site.

It’s about as rare as seeing a blogger outside, but I love it when we get to see Maria Menounos booty off the Extra set. Sure, it means she probably won’t be doing any sexy yoga poses or jumping jacks, but it’s still a nice change from seeing her in the same dress every day. So here she is showing off that killer booty of hers and just enough cleavage at the LA premiere of Star Trek Into Darkness. Enjoy, because it might be a while before we see poses like this from Maria again.

Meet Leah Francis and make sure to check out each image well. Now I don’t have much to say about Leah (my hands are too busy playing pocket pool) other than if England keeps pumping out these mega busty models I’m going to renounce my US citizenship and move there.

I’ve never been a big fan of Playboy Magazine, but I’m a fan of Nikki Leigh. Most of you guys don’t have a clue who this chick is, but according to her very low budget website, Playmate Nikki Leigh is a full time Golden Key Honor Society student at California State University. She has the remarkable body measurement with 34C bust, 26 waist and 32 hips and is extremely talented. Here she is during some photoshoot showing off her sweet toned body in a bikini. Hot!

I can never remember what the hell Jessica Lowndes hot chick is from, I’m guessing it has something to do with either teenage werewolves or vampires or both, but she’s really hot so I don’t care. However, she seems like a really nice girl, and pretty smart looking too. My favorite part is when she slips out of car and I can see her breasts pushed up in sexy red dress. Jessica really knows how to draw attention to her funbags and make them a topic of conversation. Good times.

Usually I do not have often pictures of Eva Longoria on the site, but since we had those Eva Longoria topless shots she seems kind of more interesting than before to me… Here she is at something called the Global Gift Gala wearing a see through dress with cutouts in all the right places. Since I take this job pretty seriously, I’ve spent a lot of time examining all the pictures to see if Eva had any wardrobe malfunctions, but it looks like that damn funbag tape wins again. Which is too bad, because that would’ve been a great gift for Eva to bring everyone. Oh well, maybe next time. Enjoy the photos.