Celebrity Sex Tapes

You guys all know that I love Olivia Munn, not in a little sister kind of way either, in a way that I probably shouldn’t discuss here. So I thought I’d throw her a little love by posting these shots of her for the latest issue of Esquire. This Olivia Munn esquire photoshoot might be my favorite in recent memory, because it’s got everything: Olivia in a bikini, Olivia eating a lollipop and coming down with a serious case of nipple-itis in a white tank top. The chick is really hot, if she could act she’d probably be a pretty big star, but until that magically happens we’ll just have to enjoy her fine physique. Nice ass.

See, now this is why I love Kelly Brook. Here she is arriving at her home and luckily for us we got a nice shot of her busty cleavage and booty. It must be scary knowing that every time you go home there will be a bunch of dudes with cameras waiting outside your door to take pictures of you. Can someone give me her address? I want to join in the fun… Anyway, I added some Kelly Brook instagram photos for more enjoyment…

I’ve never done a post on Jennifer Morrison before and now when  I looking at these pictures of her at the Billboard Music Awards, I feel very bad about it. Here she is posing for photographers in somehow see through dress and looking like million bucks. I especially love pictures of her back… Anyway I’d like to officially welcome Jennifer on my site and ask if she’d like to join me for a quick motorboating session later. And if I haven’t, we’ll just skip ahead to the motorboating part. What do you say, Jennifer?

I think there is no doubt Nicki Minaj and her big booty stole the show at the Billboard Music Awards the other night. It wasn’t really much of a show at that, and I had to watch with the volume off, but when Nicki’s badonkadonk appeared in black stretch pants, well, I heard all kinds of noises. I suppose they were mostly inside my head and telling me to do all sorts of ungentlemanly type things, but an order is an order. Enjoy the photos and check out Nicki Minaj sex tape to fully experience.

As you guys know, I think Candice Swanepoel nude is one of the hottest thing to ever set foot on this planet, so here are some hot pictures of her. I’m not sure why Candice Swanepoel got all dressed up like a dominatrix for Vogue Australia, but I’m not sure whether to be turned on or scared for my life right now. I didn’t realize she was into such kinky stuff… Damn! I wanna be dominated by her no matter how hurt!

I guess Selena Gomez hot babe still calls herself a “musician” because here she is at the Billboard Music Awards the other night. Which is kind of unfair, because I still call myself a “female body inspector” and nobody ever invites me to anything because of it. Anyway, in my professional opinion, Selena’s rocking some nice boobage and legs here. Fingers crossed.

I’m a big fan of Christina Hendricks busty babe. Not her acting or anything, I’m not sure I’ve ever seen her in anything actually, but I’m a fan of her absolutely huge chesticles. Here she is in one of the best photoshoots of the year. I’m not sure what it’s for, but it’s causing me to have a raging pant fire… Anyway, Christina’s breasts are both the 7th and 8th Wonders of the World. They are unbelievable sites and I hope one day to personally visit them. Enjoy the photos.

It’s a big responsibility being named my new favorite nobody. You can’t just coast along on a couple bikini pictures a month and expect to keep the title. So I’m happy to see that Courtney Stodden is taking the gig seriously. Allegedly, Courtney revealed that she has a sex tape, but made it clear that it won’t be released to the media and for some reason every news site picked up this pointless story because they have nothing better to do with their time. Anyhow, if I was able to see Courtney Stodden sex tape, I think she could stay my new favorite nobody for a long time. Hell, if she’s lucky, she might even break the current record of two weeks.