Celebrity Sex Tapes

It’s been a long time since I put up some pictures of Scarlett Johansson hot on the site. I guess it’s because she is pretty much dropped off the hottie map lately. This is probably due to the fact that she’s been too busy focusing on frivolous things like “acting” and “her career.” Anyway, here she is on the set of the Captain America sequel, which I guess means she’ll be getting back into that leather suit again to play the hot Avenger. That was her character’s name, right? And hopefully if this does well, Scarlett will get her own spinoff movie where she fights crime exclusively with her super-powered thighs. Now that would be hot.

It’s been a long time since I’ve seen Scarlett Johansson hot babe do a photoshoot like this, I’m not sure if magazines have gotten tired of her, or just if new up-and-coming hotties have stolen her covers. But if you ask me, this one for Elle UK isn’t exactly the way for Scarlett to get the phones ringing off the hook again. Don’t get me wrong, she still looks blindingly hot, but that’s a given with Scarlett. If she really wants to jump-start her modeling career again, she should hook up with a classier British outfit, like NUTS. Call me, let’s make it happen.

Here are some pictures of Scarlett Johansson showing off her new lucky you tattoo, and if you ask me this is one of the worst tattoo I’ve ever seen. It kind of looks like something a 5-year-old might draw on you with Magic Marker. Apparently this graffiti artist Fuzi Uvtpk made it. And this is why you shouldn’t trust a graffiti artist to give you a tattoo. He’s clearly not used to working on such a flawless canvas. So sad…

The trailer for Scarlett Johansson‘s new movie Hitchcock just came out, and I haven’t watched it, of course, but I’m already liking what I’m seeing. Because if there’s anything that could make Psycho‘s iconic shower scene even more memorable, it’s adding Scarlett to it. And maybe while they’re at it, a few full-body shots too. And a hot friend to wash Scarlett’s back. Hey, I’m no director, but I know what audiences want to see.

I haven’t had Scarlett Johansson on the site in a while, what’s she been up to these days? Here she is looking all classy and gorgeous at some new launch party and blah, blah, blah. Sorry, I think I just fell asleep. I need Scarlett to do something interesting soon… I’m thinking some more Scarlett Johansson topless pictures would be a good start. Call me.

Scarlett Johansson sitting up in bed with the sheets pulled up to her chest, first revealing a bit of her left breast as she watches the guy next to her talk on the phone and then get out of bed. Scarlett then sits up, the sheets dropping down to reveal more of her left breast as she pulls her knees up to her chest. From Vicky Cristina Barcelona. Play Scarlett Johansson Sex Video <

Scarlett Johansson walking into a guy’s office, leaning against his desk and making out with the guy as he slides her dress and reaches around to grab Scarlett’s breasts as we see plenty of cleavage. We then see Scarlett Johansson naked treading water, her body obscured by the moving water as she invites a guy to join her. She does briefly rise out of the water partially, showing some of her breasts before sinking back down. From He’s Just Not That Into You. Play Scarlett Johansson Sex Video <

Here is Scarlett Johansson making up for lost time by vacationing on a yacht in Italy yesterday afternoon and taking in some rays in a tiny little bikini. It’s not often that I get pictures of Scarlett Johansson in a bikini, so this is a very nice treat for me. If I had to find something to complain about with these pics, it would be the eighties meathead douche lying next to her. What the hell? Roll him over the side and there will be plenty of room for my pasty white blogger ass. I can be there in no time. I’ll wait for your call.