Scarlett Johansson Naked In ‘Under The Skin’

Scarlett Johansson nude in 'Under The Skin'

Here is Scarlett Johansson nude, finally fully frontal and topless in Under the Skin. This film was actually shot so long ago, I’d almost forgot it was still coming out. I think it dates all the way back to 2011 when Scarlett had many of her private nude photos leaked simultaneous to a bunch of romantic relationship issues, then she did this movie, then Sean Penn, and it was quite a tumultuous time. But through and through, we always heard that Scarlett was a full-frontal alien evil seductress in this film. While I suspect we will soon be seeing more resolute evidence of this assertion, I’d call the myth confirmed as of about right this very happy second. Enjoy the view!

Scarlett Johansson Hot For Vanity Fair

Scarlett Johansson  Vanity Fair magazine

Everyone’s favorite soon-to-be-MILF Scarlett Johansson made the cover of Vanity Fair for May, and delivered one seriously awesome photoshoot thanks to those growing baby bumps of hers. Still, I don’t get how Vanity Fair‘s able to land a busty shoot with Scarlett and I can’t. Oh right, because they’re a “respected publication” with “professional photographers” and I’m just a dude in his mom’s basement with an iPhone. Whatever. It’s all politics. Enjoy the view!

Scarlett Johansson Busts Out Hot Cleavage

Scarlett Johansson 'Captain America: The Winter Soldier' premiere

The Hollywood premiere for Marvel’s ‘Captain America: The Winter Soldier‘ was held in Los Angeles, and a ton of Marvel movie actors and actresses showed up, including a jaw-dropping Scarlett Johansson who showed off her bodacious curves and super cleavage, and that she really is pregnant by Odin’s beard! I don’t know what so say, I’m speechless. And crying tears of joy. Alright, enjoy the drool-inducing photos!

Scarlett Johansson Hot For Esquire Magazine

Scarlett Johansson Esquire

Our buddies over at Esquire magazine have revealed their “Sexiest Woman Alive” for 2013”, and it’s none other than returning champ  Scarlett Johansson! Now four years ago I would have totally agreed (and I did), but even as recently as one year ago I would have laughed at the notion of Scarlett being named as the sexiest babe on the planet. But in the last couple of months Scarlett Johansson hot has turned things around and has earned this shwingtastic honor. And she turned things around by going blond again, and by showing off her groovy curves and sexy skin at almost every public outing, and last but definitely not least, by busting out her bodacious bosom and super cleavage! So yeah, she definitely earns the title this year. Hot damn does she ever!

Scarlett Johansson Boobs On The Red Carpet

Scarlett Johansson at Torontof International Film Festival

Well, the Scarlett Johansson hotness comeback tour continues at the Toronto International Film Festival. Here she’s at the ‘Under the Skin’ and ‘Don Jon’ film premiere looking absolutely gorgeous. Obviously, she’s not showing off her cleavage like she did last week, but she’s definitely making me want to see more of her, which is a good thing because for the last three years she had dropped completely off my radar. Anyway, glad to have her back and let’s hope Scarlett keeps on giving us something good to write about in the future.

Scarlett Johansson Busts Her Perfect Cleavage

Scarlett Johansson cleavage

This is exactly what I’ve been clamoring for from Scarlett Johansson for the past few years! It only took 5 years since her infamous Golden Globes red dress, but Scarlett Johansson hot finally busted out the girls in another awesome outfit. I believe the wait was well worth it, but I hope we don’t have to wait another 5 years to witness cleavage perfection. And stop reading this and start clicking on the drop dead sexy photos of Scarlett Johansson cleavage busting out at the Venice International Film Festival premiere of “Under The Skin” for crying out loud! Enjoy the view!

Scarlett Johansson Sexy On The Set

Scarlett Johansson set

It’s been a long time since I put up some pictures of Scarlett Johansson hot on the site. I guess it’s because she is pretty much dropped off the hottie map lately. This is probably due to the fact that she’s been too busy focusing on frivolous things like “acting” and “her career.” Anyway, here she is on the set of the Captain America sequel, which I guess means she’ll be getting back into that leather suit again to play the hot Avenger. That was her character’s name, right? And hopefully if this does well, Scarlett will get her own spinoff movie where she fights crime exclusively with her super-powered thighs. Now that would be hot.

Scarlett Johansson Sexy For Elle

Scarlett Johansson elle

It’s been a long time since I’ve seen Scarlett Johansson hot babe do a photoshoot like this, I’m not sure if magazines have gotten tired of her, or just if new up-and-coming hotties have stolen her covers. But if you ask me, this one for Elle UK isn’t exactly the way for Scarlett to get the phones ringing off the hook again. Don’t get me wrong, she still looks blindingly hot, but that’s a given with Scarlett. If she really wants to jump-start her modeling career again, she should hook up with a classier British outfit, like NUTS. Call me, let’s make it happen.