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While all the tabloids are busy charting Jessica Simpson‘s new baby bump, who cares about that crap? I’m much more interested in her recent growth spurt in other areas. Which is why I’ve formed the Jessica Simpson pregnant boob watch. Volunteers welcome. I’d have to get out my measuring tape to be sure, but I think Jessica’s grown significantly since the last time we saw them, and if you ask me, they’re looking very healthy.

During her last pregnancy, Jessica Simpson broke every copy of Elle’s Photoshop when Jessica posed nekkid ass nekkid and talked non-stop about how she couldn’t get enough of Eric Johnson sticking his gold digging peen up into her amniotic fluid ocean. And now we’re doing it all over again.  Anyway, here she is tweeting her prego belly in bikini. I think Jessica Simpson had a baby like three weeks ago or something; either way, put her boyfriend or husband or whoever he is in that category of dudes who just can’t wait to get back into the thick of things, as Jessica recently announced that she’s preggo once again, kind of like those critters that are born pregnant, only much much bigger. Enjoy the view!

As I thought Halloween night was crazy like every year and our celebrity babes were busy little bodies the last couple of days with Halloween parties and such, and they were all nice enough to tweet their Halloween hotness for our drooling pleasure. So here are the photos that caught my attention in the last couple of days. Here are Ashley Tisdale, Jessica Simpson, Kim Kardashian, The Saturdays, Rihanna, Selena Gomez, Christina Milian, Miley Cyrus, Kelly Kelly, Avril Lavigne, Audrina Patridge, Stella Hudgens, Maria Kanellis, and Paulina Gretzky as sexy cop being the clear winner… Which one is your favorite?

I have to say I take back what I wrote about Jessica Simpson the other day. She can keep on all the extra weight she wants as long as she’s covering herself up from below the chest down because man, look at that breasts! I can’t believe I’m going to say this, but I hope she gains even more weight because I want to check are those funbags have reached their full potential yet… Enjoy

Last months, I’ve been reading that Jessica Simpson keeps losing weight but the proof is not in these pictures. I know women put on weight when having a kid but Jesus she should have been able to control what goes in her mouth. Anyway, Jessica’s chesticles have always been a favorite of mine, those beauties have their own zip code, and hopefully seeing her in workout clothes is a sign that maybe she’ll turn that Kirstie Alley body back into Daisy Dukes.

In case someone has not noticed that Jessica Simpson was pregnant, here she is giving us a great parting shot at the big girls while out on a baby stroll in a perfect Twitter picture. But those who were referred to, they can hardly notice any difference between pregnant and post pregnant Jessica. The good news is now that Jessica Simpson has fattened herself up and squeezed out a baby, I wonder if she even noticed she gave birth, she can get to work at her new job of losing weight for Weight Watchers. That is one of those other programs that squeeze money out of sad fat people, but I have to admit that I’m going to miss some of the baby weight. Specifically the area below the chin and above the belly button. Enjoy this great boobs view.

In case we didn’t already know that Jessica Simpson was extremely pregnant, she’s absolutely massive right now, she decided to pose naked for Elle magazine. I’m not sure how I feelabout this, if we could crop out the bottom half, this would be awesome. I’ve loved those big boobies of hers for years now, but a big airbrushed baby bump isn’t really my thing. I guess I shouldn’t complain, Jessica Simpson nude is always a good thing. Enjoy.