Celebrity Sex Tapes

These days we do not have a chance to Audrina Patridge as often as earlier, I guess she can not get any job and that’s too bad, because she’s always done a good job of keeping those 15 minutes of hers going with a well-timed cleavage or leg show. I think that she deserves much more attention, so in the interest of helping Audrina keep her career alive, here she is in a pair of leggings. And if this doesn’t do the trick, I think it might be time for the two of us to talk Audrina Patridge sex tape. I’m willing to help out any way I can.

I haven’t done a post on Audrina Patridge nude in a whil. Her fifteen minutes of fame seem to have expired, but I’m willing to give her another fifteen cause the girl’s body and big fake breasts are rockin’ and I miss those ceiling eyes. Here she is some lame event, but I guess it’s actually big deal for her as long as long as it had a red carpet and a photographer. But lookingat these pictures of her I realize I might’ve been a little too hard on her because she’s busting out of her top at whatever lame benefit gala this is, she made it very much interesting. I need to organize a red carpet leading into my bedroom. I wonder if Audrina’s available to work nights.

As I thought Halloween night was crazy like every year and our celebrity babes were busy little bodies the last couple of days with Halloween parties and such, and they were all nice enough to tweet their Halloween hotness for our drooling pleasure. So here are the photos that caught my attention in the last couple of days. Here are Ashley Tisdale, Jessica Simpson, Kim Kardashian, The Saturdays, Rihanna, Selena Gomez, Christina Milian, Miley Cyrus, Kelly Kelly, Avril Lavigne, Audrina Patridge, Stella Hudgens, Maria Kanellis, and Paulina Gretzky as sexy cop being the clear winner… Which one is your favorite?

What does a reality star do after their show is no longer on air? Probably nothing. Here is former reality TV star Audrina Patridge seriously she does nothing now, walking the streets yesterday in he sweet little leather short shorts and pretty solid see through-ish tank top. I like it. Although my favorite of the whole thing is the fact that she’s got some great fake breasts on her, but I must admit that she’s also working those long legs. Hot!

Say what you will about Audrina Patridge insipid reality shows and reasoning skills that resemble a low-functioning beaver on the zoological functionality charts, but you can not take away from that body. Here  is Audrina Patridge down in Cabo San Lucas with her family celebrating her birthday while hanging out in some hot little white bikini. I don’t know how old is this babe, but this girl’s body is so tight, I hardly even notice the lazy eye anymore… Enjoy

Here is Audrina Patridge and her big fake breasts hanging out at the beach over the weekend… These Audrina Patridge bikini pictures are obviously staged, but I’m not all that picky, I guess she needs something to back in the the spotlight, so put these big tits in bikini top is a good attempt… Now, I want to see her pose naked again. Keep up the good work.

I feel like it’s been a long time since I’ve had any pictures of Audrina Patridge and honestly I feel that I’m the last celebrity blog that posts any pictures of her anymore. Her crappy reality TV show has been off the air for I don’t know how many years now, but it seems that she is living the easy life with all the money she got from appearance fees. Not that I’m not happy about that and if that keeps the paps on her tail and her in mini skirts then I’m all for it, but somehow I’m waiting for her career to completely fall off the radar, she’ll be desperate for attention and will do everything for former ‘glory’. Enjoy

I don’t know what Audrina Patridge has been up to lately, the last time we saw her she was selling jeans at a department store or something along those lines. I guess people are finally clueing in to the fact that she doesn’t have any talent whatsoever, but I’ve always found that those big fake breast bring a smile to my face and a tingle to my underwear so I’m posting her anyway. Here she is at some Curve Appeal Fragrance Party looking damn hot and curvy in sexy tight purple dress. Audrina’s breasts looking amazing in purple… She needs to pose naked again…