You already know that I don’t watch Dancing With The Stars, I have testicles, but this is my favorite part of the show. The part that never airs, but involveswatching some of the hot “celebrity” chicks get whipped into shape by some dude wearing very tight pants. Here is Elisabetta Canalis hottie prancing around sunny Los Angeles yesterday in a sexy little sports bra showing off freaking sexy and ridiculously tight stomach. You would not believe how jealous I am of George Clooney, I can’t be the only one. One look at that tight body and I’m hers for the rest of my life, or at least until she get fats, whichever comes first.
