Celebrity Sex Tapes

We must be living in some kind of bizarro world, because we’ve got pictures of Kristen Stewart smiling again today. Up is down, down is up, Kristen’s looking classy and hot, I don’t know what to believe anymore. I didn’t even realize they made see-through jumpsuits. Sorry, you might have to give me a minute, this is a lot to take in all at once. I’d tell Kristen Stewart she’s got her outfit on backwards, but I don’t want to be the reason she goes back to dressing like a mopey teenager. Let’s just see how this plays out instead.