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Lately I’ve been getting the feeling that Holly Madison is trying to send me a message through paparazzi pictures… First she gave us pictures of her eating a big fat pickle, then it was a giant wiener and now she’s sucking on a lollipop at The Sugar Factory. She may just be hungry, but I think you know where I’m going with this. If all of a sudden we get pictures of her with a leaf blower, I’m in business.

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Here’s Holly Madison at Kendra Wilkinson’s baby shower the other day enjoying a big fat pickle in the sunshine. You like that salty pickle don’t you? There’s just something hot about a Playboy playmate eating pickles, they should dedicate an entire issue to pickles and the women who eat them. It would become an instant collectors item. Obviously she likes salty pickles, she dated Hugh Hefner. Zing!

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Holly Madison getting back to her old tricks flashing her big cleavage at the opening of Rhumbar at The Mirage Hotel and Casino.

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Here’s Holly Madison doing what every hot celebrity should being doing when attending an event; wearing a bikini. Here she is with Kendra Wilkinson who’s covering up her bikini for some reason my penis cannot understand. …

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Here’s Holly Madison in her sexy pink outfit…. Earlier this week Hugh Hefner said he wanted Holly back. no shit!! I think everyone should have at least one Playboy Playmate in short shorts and knee high socks running around the house….

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Holly Madison was at the ‘Into the Blue 2 The Reef’ premiere the other night looking, well, like a former playmate should. Somewhat plastic, more than a little confused and showing very nice and big cleavage.

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Blonde babe Holly Madison has dropped theis a newly single playmate to getting things started right. I’d like Holly to help me with a magic trick, it involves making my face disappear in those big fake boobs of hers.

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