Celebrity Sex Tapes

Say what you will about Audrina Patridge insipid reality shows and reasoning skills that resemble a low-functioning beaver on the zoological functionality charts, but you can not take away from that body. Here  is Audrina Patridge down in Cabo San Lucas with her family celebrating her birthday while hanging out in some hot little white bikini. I don’t know how old is this babe, but this girl’s body is so tight, I hardly even notice the lazy eye anymore… Enjoy

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I haven’t really been able to figure out what the deal is with Anne Hathaway. I mean, isn’t she supposed to be hot? I’m sure I’ve seen pictures of her looking really sexy…. Somewhere. So why she wears stupid looking outfit and why the fuck she had cut hair completely off? Maybe her problem is that she thinks she’s too hot. However, here is Anne Hathaway enjoying a little fun in the sun and surf with some friends wearing some little black bikini. I’m alright with it. I don’t know why the fuckk she went out and got herself a boy/mom/prison inmate haircut, but her body is looking all kinds of alright. Keep it up.

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I’m still having a hard time getting used tis that Carmen Electra is about forty years old, especially if she looks as hot as the first time I ever saw, and it was a million years ago… Here she is rocking a little turquoise bikini by the pool in her backyard. The woman is still absolutely banging, I’m impressed, I would be all over this cougar given the chance. Enjoy this Carmen Electra bikini gallery.

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I don’t know when and where these Kim Kardashian bikini pictures are from, but I do not care too… The fact that she’s got her massive breasts and even bigger booty stuffed into a little orange bikini is all that I need to post some pictures of her on this site. I do not even know what to wrote more about her that I already have not, and probably none of you do not even read this shit right now, so I’ll just say enjoy…

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Here is Maria Menounos lounging by the pool in her hot little green bikini looking just damn awesome as we used too… or even better than that. I’m not pleased with the douche getting all up close and personal and touchy feely with my Greek goddess, but I’m sure she’ll find a way to make it up to me… This babe is just awesome, she needs to be in Playboy or some shit like that. We need to see more!

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I haven’t seen Tara Reid in a long time, I just assumed that she’d be one of the blondes in some billionaire Saudi sheik’s permanently drunk harem by now, so I’m a little surprised to see her looking this good. I should rephrase that, I’m surprised to see her looking this good for Tara Reid. That makes more sense. Here she is on the cover of Loaded magazine posing in a little bikinis and other sexy little outfits… Can she really still be considered a celebrity? I think at this point she’s just that chick with the messed up breast implant. Speaking of which, show us your boobs.

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We all know how special supermodels like Candice Swanepoel are and we shouldn’t take them for granted, so when I get shots of the hottie in a little bikini you know I’m going to be posting this goodness. The woman is just a gorgeous creature, how could you not want to see her in a little bikini? Here she is doing her thing for the cameras down on the beaches of St-Barths wearing various little bikinis. Good times. Do you think the cameraman gives her instructions like “arch your back” and “squeeze your boobs together”? How can I get that job?

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Here is Kate Upton in all her busty supermodel glory getting the “Best Man” in my pants all hot and bothered. I think these are made by Terry Richardson and I like them, he’s got a talent for getting hotties like Kate to let him, too. But those should be see through, it’s clear this girl is fun and will do just about anything that involves shaking her boobs, so I really don’t understand how nobody has paid her enough just to show them already… However, big breasted supermodels in itsy bitsy bikinis is definitely the right way to get your message across. Awesome!

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