Celebrity Sex Tapes

The good news is that this another day of great pictures of the British hottie and her million-dollar funbags at the beach and the bad one is that Tamara Ecclestone is on her honeymoon with some ridiculously lucky bastard. Hopefully seeing her in a bikini will cheer you guys up a little though. And sorry for the slightly blurry shots. Given her love of paparazzi, I can’t believe Tamara didn’t invite them along on the honeymoon with her. Let’s hope that we would have this days more Tamara Ecclestone bikini pictures of better quality and of course without her douche husband.

I don’t want to sound like an ad or anything, but I’m a big fan of Instagram because of the way it gives us a window into a celebrity’s everyday life. Or more specifically, when that window lets us see personal Sofia Vergara bikini pictures, I can only thank God for that invented. Here is Sofia Vergara flashing off her tasty booty in a tiny G-string bikini. See, all the blood in my body rushed straight to my pants, and it’s making it hard to stand up right now.  So for everyone’s safety, I recommend staying seated for a good 20 to 30 minutes after looking at this picture. It’s for your own good.

I think that nobody gives a shit about this Farrah Abraham bitch, but somehow she manages to get attention lately. I’m definitely not a fan of Farrah and with all the plastic surgery this girl has done it hasn’t helped the most important feature which is her face. I don’t care how big Farrah Abraham boobs are and yes, what you see is a product of a second set of funbags, but there’s nothing that can hide that miserable looking mug of hers. That’s all I have to say about that. Now let’s get back to posting hot chicks on the site before it gets a virus.

Here is Eddie Murphy’s girlfriend Paige Butcher rocking her sexy little bikini at the beach in Hawaii. She is also Australian model and if you’ve never heard of her, this is a good way to get to know her awesome body, so  I’m really happy that Eddie isn’t around to ruin any of these shots. It’s funny, going off Eddie’s movies, I always figured his family was just him in different fat suits. Clearly he should’ve been making movies about his real family all along though. It’s all about giving the people what they want, and right now, I want to see more of Paige.

I don’t know who or what these spreads are for, but here is Nikki Leigh hot once again rockin’ her amazing body in a sexy bikini at some photoshoot. Actually, I’m starting to think that it could be just some dude with a camera who’s willing to shell out a few bucks to get her to pose for him. If so, I’d be willing to do the same, except I have a very limited budget and an iPhone 3g. It doesn’t take great pics, but once you use an Instagram filter it comes out pretty cool. Nikki, if you’re interested call me!

I woke up quite grumpy this morning, but after seeing these Candice Swanepoel bikini photos for Victoria’s Secret, all have changed. I don’t know for you and no matter what your morning was going, because today’s officially a good day. Just take one look at that perfect booty and nothing else will matter. I mean, What more do you really need? Enjoy.

Because Victoria’s Secret isn’t the only company that can deliver awesome photoshoots of world-class hotties in lingerie, here’s Xenia Deli posing for some KOM Swimwear photoshoot. She may not know it yet, but she is one of my favorite models these days, and if for some insane reason, she’s not one of your favorites yet, just check these pictures carefully and you will be surprised that this booty is actually one of the perfect things you’ll ever seen in your life. So, I hope that next time you will believe the word. Enjoy this Xenia Deli bikini gallery.

You guys know that I love Greek hottie Maria Menounos, but lately, I’ve had to make do with either pictures from her show or red carpets where she’s all covered up. But here are some Maria Menounos bikini pictures from her 35th birthday party over the weekend, and now this is more like it! Anyway, I’d like to say happy birthday to Maria and sorry I couldn’t be there. I have an average size present I wanted to give her, but once again, the USPS must have lost my invite.