Celebrity Sex Tapes

Now that Victoria Beckham has had her big fake boobs reduced I feel like I’ve lost a little of my lust for her. I look at her the way a dog who’s had his nuts removed looks at a leg, it’s just not the same any more. Here’s she is at Fashion’s Night Out in a dress that could desperately use some filling out. Is it possible that she looks even skinnier now with the smaller boobs? At least she’s wearing some sweet hooker boots that might even excite that neutered dog. Poor doggy.

Here’s Audrina Patridge shooting a scene for “The Hills”. Normally, when I do posts on Audrina, I’m always focused on her big fake boobs and have never noticed her skinny little ass, but not this time because the Paparazzi managed to get us some great shots….Enjoy