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I thought that Sofia Vergara was going to get me anything for Christmas, but as you can see I was wrong… She went ahead and Tweeted this awesome swimsuit picture. Awesome! Obviously, Sofia wanted to get my attention, and it worked. I should play hard to get more often. Don’t worry Sofia, you’re still my #1, but it never hurts to email me a few Sofia Vergara naked pictures just in case.