Celebrity Sex Tapes

Here is Scarlett Johansson making up for lost time by vacationing on a yacht in Italy yesterday afternoon and taking in some rays in a tiny little bikini. It’s not often that I get pictures of Scarlett Johansson in a bikini, so this is a very nice treat for me. If I had to find something to complain about with these pics, it would be the eighties meathead douche lying next to her. What the hell? Roll him over the side and there will be plenty of room for my pasty white blogger ass. I can be there in no time. I’ll wait for your call.