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Paris Hilton Sexy Lazy Eyes

April 2nd, 2012

I make fun of Paris Hilton all the time, I think I’m just so used to posting pictures of her that she’s like an old friend I can tease, but man is her lazy eye sexy. Here she is giving me that half asleep wonky eye on the red carpet for some event over the weekend. So hot. I don’t know wether to wake her up or make sweet sweet love to her. Luckily she’s wearing a pretty cherry see through top to make up for the weird looks. I’d still bang her.

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Paris Hilton Bikini Top

March 24th, 2012

Here are some pictures of Paris Hilton hanging out in her little bikini top… She isn’t exactly known as one of the bustiest of pseudo-celebrities, unless she’s wearing one of her awesome magical push up bras, so getting pictures of her in a bikini shouldn’t be all that exciting. But I have to say that somehow I enjoy these pictures, I do not know why, I guess the only reason is that I love half naked skinny chicks…

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Paris Hilton Sexy In Lingerie

March 14th, 2012

Paris Hilton walking into a room in a pink bra and panties as she wakes up some other girls. Then Paris Hilton seen in sexy lingerie as she rides a guy during a sex scene in which another girls hides under the bed below. From National Lampoon’s Pledge This! Paris Hilton Sex Video <

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Paris Hilton Sexy Hooker Outfit

March 13th, 2012

Here is someone we don’t see very often anymore, former pornstar Paris Hilton… former, at least for now… Nobody really cares about her if she’s not going to be out getting hammered and flashing her lady business every chance she gets. But somehow Paris Hilton still knows how to get on my site, from time to time. Here she is on the way to her mom’s birthday party last night, wearing some sexy hooker outfit. Paris hasn’t exactly been lighting up the tabloids or celebrityblogs over the last few years, but if she keeps wearing outfit like this all that might chance. After all she knows that… She still looks good though, I like the stockings, she looks like a made for TV hooker with a heart of gold. Keep good work.

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Paris Hilton Is Sexy Streetwalker

February 1st, 2012

Paris Hilton has almost completely dropped off the celebrity radar over the last few years… did we really believe that someone who became famous for having a sextape was going to last forever? – but every now and again she makes an appearance. Here she at some gas station like just another average American. But she showed us a decent look at her non existent cleavage. I miss her magical bra that makes her little skinny chick breasts look massive…. Still, that stockings and short skirt are good combination. Enjoy

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Paris Hilton Make An Appearance

October 20th, 2011

I’m not sure if Paris Hilton should really be considered a celebrity anymore, she’s all washed up, but I’ve always kind of liked her skinny little body so I’m posting pictures of her anyway. Here she is at something called Dirty Dancing Premiere the other day showing off some pretty decent skinny chick cleavage. Sadly she forgot to wear that magical bra that makes her little skinny chick breasts look massive…

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Paris Hilton Magical Boobs Still Impress Me

May 2nd, 2011

Man those Paris Hilton magical boobs look great and that is only reason why I still love her, although she is not even close interesting as before. Here she is busting out her fantastic boobies in some fancy toilette at Annual Race To Erase MS event against Cindy Crawford over the weekend. These things have to be CGI or something, they’re not real, we’ve all seen her in a bikini and know that there’s not enough meat on this chicks bones to fill this much cleavage. But this is something that continue to impress me, I’m just a man.

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Paris Hilton Fake Cleavage Comeback

April 30th, 2011

I have not seen a long time Paris Hilton and her magical tits and can say that I missing those babies. I still don’t know how she does it, but those things are impressive. I bet Paris Hilton had handcuffs on just last night, but it had nothing to do with the California justice system. So,here she is leaving the courthouse in Los Angeles in her hot outfit and showing off some . Now they have two things in common, cleavage and court. There must be a lot of horny magistrates who let women off at the suggestion of seeing their breasts. I definitely could do that job! Enjoy

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