Celebrity Sex Tapes

It’s been at least a couple weeks since I’ve done a post on Miranda Kerr hot babe, which is way too long if you ask me. So here she is at the MET Gala looking her usual awesome supermodel self  and best dressed of the evening if you ask me… I think Victoria’s Secret made a huge mistake in letting Miranda Kerr go because as you can see she is still one of the hottest pieces in the business… I love this woman.

Usually we get spoiled by supermodels; we see them in lingerie or bikinis so often that it’s a letdown to see them out in the real world. But that’s definitely not the case with Miranda Kerr nude. Here is super hottie Miranda Kerr at Global Green USA‘s Pre-Oscar party, looking her usual awesome supermodel self. I know the show’s this Sunday, but if any girls out there are wondering, yes, I’m still available as a last-minute wardrobe consultant. And I personally guarantee positive results — for me and my readers, at least. Enjoy the photos.

Because there’s nothing like some superhot supermodel to kick off the day, here’s an awesome photoshoot of Miranda Kerr topless for Jalouse. And between the topless shots and all the leg action, these pictures should keep me going all week. You’ll just have to ignore the weird plastic suit. They can’t help it, they’re French. Just be glad they didn’t go with the sexy mime look instead. And besides, at least it’s see-through.

Here is Miranda Kerr hot supermodel hanging out in a sexy pair of skin tight jeans and looking like only a supermodel can look, fucking awesome. Now that Miranda’s modeling for Mango, I’m guessing she’s contractually obligated to wear them out for the paparazzi at least a few times a week. Which means we get the benefit of awesome pictures like this, where Miranda’s wearing jeans so tight she can barely bend her knees, while Mango attempts to convince normal women they’ll look half as good in their jeans as Miranda does. Awesome!

You could dress Miranda Kerr nude in a used garbage bag and she’d be able to pull it off and only a supermodel like she is can make something like getting out a car look this hot… Here she is arriving at some hotel and drawing a crowd in a tight red dress… I bet she could make my living room curtains look sexy, that’s how hot she is, and they’re from Ikea!! Impressive.

Here are new Miranda Kerr lingerie pictures for Victoria’s Secret. Is it me or do all Victoria’s Secret photoshoots look the same? I mean, these could be Miranda Kerr nude photos from 2010. I’m not complaining, but maybe they could use a new photographer to change things up. Speaking of which, I just got a new Samsung Galaxy 3 and it takes some pretty mean photos. Call me.

Apparently Miranda Kerr is now the new Mango babe, so it’s mean that we will be seeing a lot of this super hottie in sexy tigh jeans. I love it! Actually, you could dress Miranda Kerr hot babe in a used garbage bag and she’d be able to pull it off. Anyway, here she is at the event looking just damn fucking hot. Mango made a very smart decision.

How many times can I say that supermodels are incredible specimens? They’re perfect. Here is supermodel Miranda Kerr looking hot while walking down the NY in her see through top and a little leather shorts, showing other girls how to dress during winter. Now ladies, that’s how you do it! Stop being a bunch of wimps, put away those ugly Canada Goose jackets and let those nipples freeze! Enjoy.