Celebrity Sex Tapes

Here is new MILF Megan Fox in a pair of leggings jumping on a trampoline while filming the new Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles movie in New York. I didn’t realize they were making because I’m not 7 anymore. But I’ve gotta say, between all the bouncing and Megan’s booty in those leggings, I’m already starting to love this movie. It’s like they adapted the script straight from my dreams. Not to be a stickler for detail or anything though, but I’m pretty sure Megan was wearing a bikini top in my version. That would help her to get the hang of this whole MILF thing.

I have absolutely no idea what’s going on in this Brahma commercial, but I do know this: if you want to sell beer by having Megan Fox nude pull off her clothes, it should be her in lingerie underneath. I don’t know if it’s just some kind of post-baby hotness hangover, but I don’t get what we’ve been seeing from Megan Fox lately. I guess she still needs a few months to work her way back into the game. Otherwise, I don’t know if I can handle a new, more responsible Megan.

I know Megan Fox has been taking things slow in terms of her hotness comeback after having her kid, so consider this shoot for Marie Claire a good sign. Sure, I’ve seen more revealing pictures taken at Sears, but hey, it’s a step in the right direction. And before you know it, Megan Fox hot going to be back to her old self, talking about having girl crushes on strippers and doing bikini photoshoots. At least I hope so. Otherwise, I don’t know if I can handle a new, more responsible Megan.

 Here is Megan Fox sexy showing everyone that she still is one of the sexiest celebrity babe, and now mom, on the entire freaking planet in the newest issue of Esquire magazine. See, now this is more like it. After those lame pictures of Megan Fox at the Golden Globes on Sunday, she’s kicked the hotness. Enjoy the photos.

For those of you who spent last night sleeping off your football playoffs hangover instead of watching a bunch of celebrities clap for each other, here’s what you missed: the 70th Annual Golden Globe Awards Pictures. What you didn’t miss though, was Megan Fox hot cleavage, because the new MILF apparently left hers at home. Don’t get me wrong, Megan still looks amazing as always, but if she wants to receive one of these awards some day, she needs to start bringing her A-game. And I obviously don’t mean her acting.

Megan Fox is really making a serious comeback these days and for someone who just popped out a kid, she didn’t waste any time bringing herself back to top form. Here she is at the LA premiere of her new movie This Is 40 looking good as we used to see her. I read somewhere that Megan Fox had a very painful labor. That’s probably nature’s way of punishing her for messing around with such an amazing body… Fortunately, we have not the opportunity to see the consequences.

Can you believe that someone looks this good after just a few weeks after giving birth?…  I don’t know how having a kid didn’t ruin Megan Fox hot body but that’s the reason why I’m staying single and never getting married. I wouldn’t be able to deal with a wife having stretch marks and saggy boobies, unless she was rich and able to support a poor blogger. Here is one of the hottest celebrity babe Megan Fox at the ‘March of Dimes’ celebration of babies luncheon wearing a sexy see through number and looking flawless.

I guess you all know by now that Megan Fox is going to be in the new Judd Apatow movie This Is 40, but I didn’t know that there are scenes in which she will hanging out and playing around by the pool in a tiny little bikini. Here are some photos to enjoy. Sure, the clip isn’t actually funny, but it definitely does the trick: I’ll be there opening night after watching this. You see, Megan Fox hot in a bikini is just something that’s best appreciated on the big screen…