Even though Joanna Krupa is looking a little more beat up as she gets older, she’s still one of my all-time favorite hot pieces. Here she is at attending OK! Magazine’s Pre-Oscar party in a super revealing dress. Now this is the type of outfit all women should wear when trying to make a proper appearance. Ladies, take note.
And we thought Paris Hilton’s panty-less gown was risque! Joanna Krupa showed up at a few pre-Grammy parties Friday night and she definitely stole the show, wearing a black wearing a black dress with large sheer panel cutouts revealing some skin, reminiscent of Jaimie Alexander’s head-turning piece, only with more cleavage. Yeah, I didn’t think that was possible, either! And since the reality star was wearing a “dress to die for,” she made good use of it — she hit at least two shin digs — OK! magazine’s party and the Friends ‘N’ Family’s” 17th annual pre-Grammy party benefiting VH1 Save This Music. I wish I was there! Enjoy the view!
I don’t think anybody really likes mechanics, unless you magically found the only one in the country who doesn’t constantly make up bogus ways to overcharge you. Anyway, get ready to dislike them even more after this post, because here’s Joanna Krupa giving some lucky mechanic bastard one hell of a show. Between the leggings and the pokies, I bet Joanna got her whole car fixed for free. Smart girl. And I’m definitely in the wrong business. Enjoy the view!
In case you haven’t had enough Joanna Krupa in your life, here’s a couple of great sideboob candids. I always knew that me and Joanna Krupa were perfect for each other, even if she’s engaged and doesn’t know I exist, and these pictures clinch it. Enjoy the view!
It might not be some sexy Joanna Krupa bikini headstands but once again the paparazzi were camped out in the bushes and trees of Joanna Krupa and Romain Zago’s house. This time they were able to capture some quality shots of Joanna Krupa booty while enjoin the beautiful weather and sunbathing by the pool. Now, I’ll just pretend that her loser husband isn’t there. And luckily, thanks to the epic booty show Joanna’s putting on, it’s pretty easy to block everything else out and focus on the positives. Enjoy the view!
And here are the rest of the celebrity babes that caught my attention with their Halloween costumes… some for not-so-sexy reasons. Yeah, I’m looking at you Heidi Klum! Believe it or not, Joanna Krupa was by far the sexiest of the bunch, but nowhere near as shwingtastic as Nicole Scherzinger Catwoman costume. Still, there’s a whole bunch of dressed-up hotties here, including some vampire Francesca Eastwood upskirt. So, enjoy: Nicole Austin, Laeticia Hallyday, Francesca Eastwood, Shenae Grimes, Hayden Panettiere, Helen Flanagan, Chelsee Healey, Lindsay Ellingson, Chanel West Coast, Joanna Krupa, Claire Sinclair, Christina Milian, Heidi Klum, Gwen Stefani, Jessica White and Bethenny Frankel.
Joanna Krupa really doesn’t need to do much to prove how great and underrated she is as a model and generally attractive woman. But just for good measure and to remind us that she’s the best Joanna Krupa hosted the fourth anniversary party for the Crazy Horse III Gentlemen’s Club in Las Vegas. Nice gig for Joanna who has no reached the upper echelons of naughty hottie goodness with this classic name in strip clubbery paying her big dollars to show up all shiny and sparkling and showy to bring in the menfolk to their upscale establishment. But for some reason, hosting duties for a strip club party apparently don’t include stripping, which makes no sense to me. What better way could there possibly be to celebrate someone’s anniversary than with Joanna Krupa naked?
With all the much deserved attention the other day on Joanna Krupa and her amazing racktastic, it’d be a shame if we didn’t find some equal opportunity time to hail her delicious rump. She’s not just a one dimensional hottie after all. Joanna brings a diverse skill set to the table, as evidenced by her bikini top while washing her car in Miami. I am quite the sucker for home grown photos and peeks into the private lives of public figures. Well, public figures with sextastic bodies and perfect bikini titillating forms. I’ve decided I can’t decide. So, as I do when faced with the decision of Hot Lava Rock Thai Massage or Deep Tissue Swedish Massage, I will choose both. Ultimately, it’s only the ending that matters. Enjoy the view!