I’ve got to hand it to Mariah Carey, because I may have made fun of her, but she’s been crushing it lately. First it was a seriously Mariah Carey busty performance at the BET Awards, now she’s lighting up the Empire State Building for Valentine’s Day. And probably half of Manhattan the way she’s stuffed into that tight white dress. Anyway, I still haven’t figured out why it’s such a big honor for hotties to turn on the lights for a giant skyscraper, but as soon as I do, I plan on bringing the idea to my office building, AKA my mom’s basement. Who wants to go first?
