Celebrity Sex Tapes

Here is Lindsay Lohan doing her Marilyn Monroe impression in the red-band trailer of some awful-looking new movie called InAPPropriate Comedy from the Slap Chop guy. I have to say I’m not impressed… What happened to that freckled cleavage I used to love? I don’t know… wouldn’t porn pay better? I bet it’d be less demeaning too. We need some new Lindsay Lohan sex tape to back her in business.