Here is Katy Perry single at the Kids Choice Awards over the weekend showing off her massive cleavage in some sexy little outfit. I’m not sure if that is the most appropriate outfit for children to see, but I don’t care so much, I absolutely love cleavage, and I don’t have any piss pants running around the house asking me strange question about boobs and why Katy’s are so much bigger than mommy’s. I’m a little jealous of the sleeveless douche who gets to feel up her ass under the pretense that he’s “fixing” her costume. I’d like to “fix” those Katy Perry boobs with my face. Ha!