You guys all know that I love Olivia Munn, not in a little sister kind of way either, in a way that I probably shouldn’t discuss here. So I thought I’d throw her a little love by posting these shots of her for the latest issue of Esquire. This Olivia Munn esquire photoshoot might be my favorite in recent memory, because it’s got everything: Olivia in a bikini, Olivia eating a lollipop and coming down with a serious case of nipple-itis in a white tank top. The chick is really hot, if she could act she’d probably be a pretty big star, but until that magically happens we’ll just have to enjoy her fine physique. Nice ass.

See, now this is why I love Kelly Brook. Here she is arriving at her home and luckily for us we got a nice shot of her busty cleavage and booty. It must be scary knowing that every time you go home there will be a bunch of dudes with cameras waiting outside your door to take pictures of you. Can someone give me her address? I want to join in the fun… Anyway, I added some Kelly Brook instagram photos for more enjoyment…

I’ve never done a post on Jennifer Morrison before and now when  I looking at these pictures of her at the Billboard Music Awards, I feel very bad about it. Here she is posing for photographers in somehow see through dress and looking like million bucks. I especially love pictures of her back… Anyway I’d like to officially welcome Jennifer on my site and ask if she’d like to join me for a quick motorboating session later. And if I haven’t, we’ll just skip ahead to the motorboating part. What do you say, Jennifer?

I think there is no doubt Nicki Minaj and her big booty stole the show at the Billboard Music Awards the other night. It wasn’t really much of a show at that, and I had to watch with the volume off, but when Nicki’s badonkadonk appeared in black stretch pants, well, I heard all kinds of noises. I suppose they were mostly inside my head and telling me to do all sorts of ungentlemanly type things, but an order is an order. Enjoy the photos and check out Nicki Minaj sex tape to fully experience.

As you guys know, I think Candice Swanepoel nude is one of the hottest thing to ever set foot on this planet, so here are some hot pictures of her. I’m not sure why Candice Swanepoel got all dressed up like a dominatrix for Vogue Australia, but I’m not sure whether to be turned on or scared for my life right now. I didn’t realize she was into such kinky stuff… Damn! I wanna be dominated by her no matter how hurt!

I guess Selena Gomez hot babe still calls herself a “musician” because here she is at the Billboard Music Awards the other night. Which is kind of unfair, because I still call myself a “female body inspector” and nobody ever invites me to anything because of it. Anyway, in my professional opinion, Selena’s rocking some nice boobage and legs here. Fingers crossed.

I’m a big fan of Christina Hendricks busty babe. Not her acting or anything, I’m not sure I’ve ever seen her in anything actually, but I’m a fan of her absolutely huge chesticles. Here she is in one of the best photoshoots of the year. I’m not sure what it’s for, but it’s causing me to have a raging pant fire… Anyway, Christina’s breasts are both the 7th and 8th Wonders of the World. They are unbelievable sites and I hope one day to personally visit them. Enjoy the photos.

It’s a big responsibility being named my new favorite nobody. You can’t just coast along on a couple bikini pictures a month and expect to keep the title. So I’m happy to see that Courtney Stodden is taking the gig seriously. Allegedly, Courtney revealed that she has a sex tape, but made it clear that it won’t be released to the media and for some reason every news site picked up this pointless story because they have nothing better to do with their time. Anyhow, if I was able to see Courtney Stodden sex tape, I think she could stay my new favorite nobody for a long time. Hell, if she’s lucky, she might even break the current record of two weeks.

Here is every nerds favorite actress Emma Watson at the Cannes Film Festival premiere of her new movie The Bling Ring. And I hate to break your bubble, but I’m pretty sure this movie is about the kids who robbed Paris Hilton and not some lame Green Lantern sequel. I could be wrong, but I’m too busy focusing on Emma’s booty in this dress to double-check. Uh oh, does this mean I’m becoming a nerd too? Guys, I’m scared.

I don’t think I post enough pictures of this Nina Dobrev hot babe, I don’t know a whole lot about her, but I like her sexy little booty. Here she is at the  CW Network’s Upfronts in New York doing her thing on the red carpet. Her thing consists of looking really cute while she breaks the hearts of millions of Canadian teenage boys and one slightly older blogger with a sore wrist…. From blogging not… Get your minds out of the gutter.

If you’re like me and only watched the Bachelor because your girlfriend watches it and you don’t want to piss her off, than you know this Courtney Robertson as the winner everybody loved to hate. I thought she was an idiot too, but after seeing these Courtney Robertson bikini shots while running around on the beach I’m beginning to get what the douche saw in her. Ass… That’s what he saw in her… Ass. Good choice.

I know that Cindy Crawford’s getting up there these days, but somehow she’s still looking just as hot as ever. Here she is at Cannes Film Festival basting out some supermodel cougar cleavage and proving she’s still got it. For all you ladies out there wondering what Cindy Crawford hot secret is, I heard it’s her daily regime of hooking up with a blogger. So if you want to try this new miracle anti-aging trick for yourself, just email me, I’m currently accepting new patients.

Here is another contender to steal Lucy Pinder’s title for “Best Big Boobie Glamour Model of the UK”. Danielle Sharp may not be a household name like Lucy Pinder, but after judging by these Danielle Sharp topless pictures in the latest NUTS magazine, she might be a half cup size bigger than Lucy. I’m not 100% sure since the only way for me to tell is to get my hands dirty. So ladies, give me a call and let’s settle this.

I’m not really sure who April Rose is, I don’t think I’ve ever seen her before, but I’ve gotta say, I’m impressed. Here she is at the Maxim Hot 100 event and I’m so glad she has come into my life because there has been a shortage of chicks with huge fake boobs on the site. Hot! This is exactly how I like my girls, blonde, tanned and more than a little top heavy. Well done April and welcome to my site.

It’s about as rare as seeing a blogger outside, but I love it when we get to see Maria Menounos booty off the Extra set. Sure, it means she probably won’t be doing any sexy yoga poses or jumping jacks, but it’s still a nice change from seeing her in the same dress every day. So here she is showing off that killer booty of hers and just enough cleavage at the LA premiere of Star Trek Into Darkness. Enjoy, because it might be a while before we see poses like this from Maria again.