You would not believe how jealous I am of George Clooney, I can’t be the only one. I want to be at a point in my life where I can dump a hottie like Elisabetta Canalis and not even bat an eye… Here she is teaching a self-defense class at some gym in Florence. You know, between Elisabetta and Stacy Keibler, I didn’t realize that lucky bastard had a type until just now. And I don’t mean hot chicks who know how to kick ass in the ring. I mean ones that’ll be back to teaching gym classes after he dumps them.