‘Hey, up here,’ yelled Courtney Stodden at a bunch of dudes who were peeking up her dress and totally dismissing her massive chest. Now follow her mom’s lead and clap for Courtney’s yabbos and try to guess why she won an award shaped like a giant vibrator! Anyway, I don’t think it was a very good idea that Courtney Stodden dyed her hair brown. She already looked like an aging cougar with blond hair, but with this look it’s a little too “Real Housewives of New York” for me. Don’t get me wrong, I’d still spend my days motorboating those massive chestnuts. Anyway, here she is at the World of Wonder’s 1st Annual WOWie Awards.
