Kelly Brook Biography

Does Kelly Brook make you horny, baby? If she doesn’t, let go of the mouse and hightail it to the nearest emergency room because you’re on your way to Brokeback Mountain otherwise. Many Britons have fallen under the spell of England’s greatest royal asset. Her 34E-24-34 100% natural figure can be seen plastered all over the country in magazines, posters and any other form of advertisement or media imaginable. Men’s magazines are never hesitant to put her in their top 10 including FHM who named her their sexiest woman for 2005. Like her lucky-as-hell fiancée super action stud Jason Statham, she’s on her way to becoming a household name stateside as well. Kelly wasn’t born into instant fame and stardom. Her parents earned a meager living as a cook and scaffolder in Kent, Rochester, England. Yet still they found a way to send their precious daughter to the coveted Italia Conte stage school whose alum include Naomi Campbell and Louise Nurding. Here she learned to dance, sing and act; the trifecta of talent that agencies would swoon over when combined with her perfect physique. Kelly has gone on to host or co-host a number of television shows including MTV Select and Love Island. This experience on the small screen has led to a number of small acting roles on both television and in film including guest spots on WB’s Smallville as Victoria Hardwick, playing Seth Green’s girlfriend in The Italian Job where she no doubt fell for Jason Statham, and a quick appearance in Rob Schneider’s Deuce Bigalow: European Gigolo. More recently she landed a starring role in House of 9 though the director obviously didn’t know what he had and failed to get the most out of her. More recently she has launched her own swimwear collection. This January Kelly began filming Agatha Christie’s Miss Marple. It’s a shame she keeps landing these small productions as we’re confident one big role will launch her into superstardom with the likes of Elizabeth Hurley. In fact, should another Austin Powers come around she’d be the perfect object of Austin’s affection. She’d more than put the swing into grrr. Did we mention she’s a natural 34E-24-34?