Audrina Patridge’s popularity has plummeted these last few months, and I blame it on the fact that A) she’s completely useless and B) she hasn’t been exposing her breasts lately. Now I’m not too sure if I even want to see them anymore because it appears that she’s losing weight, because looking at her cleavage it’s like her funbags are hanging on for dear life. In fact, the separation between the two is almost Victoria Beckham-like. Anyway, the love affair with her boobs was nice while it lasted but there are bigger and better ones out there. The girl is done. Just like last night’s steak dinner.

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