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It’s been forever since we’ve had any Scarlett Johansson post, and I’m still a total nerd fanboy, and it’s a really slow news day, and, most importantly, Scarlett Johansson’s new Iron Man 2 poster might be the sexiest thing I’ve ever seen. I know that sounds like a lot of hype, but can you really think of anything sexier than Scarlett Johansson in a skin-tight black leather jumpsuit? Except maybe taking it off of her…

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Here’s Scarlett Johansson attending Moet & Chandon “Tribute To Cinema” and showing some cleavage in a hot red dress. It’s about time she turns on the heat! There’s just enough cleavage here for me not to complain. Plus the slutty makeup is a nice touch too. Good job. Let’s hope this continues….

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Here’s Scarlett Johansson looks sexy in some sort of 1980’s retro photoshoot for Mango clothing.Enjoy!!!

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Scarlett Johansson used to be the sexyest piece of meat in Hollywood, but a lot has changed… Here she is at the 2009 LA Shorts Fest dressed like an old lady….

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Here’s the first look or second look, who knows, of Scarlett Johanson as the Black Widow in Iron Man 2. I don’t know what else you want me to tell you, we all know so I’m posting one simple picture of her because that’s all I’ve got. I think the name ‘White Titties’ would be a more appropriate name for her character.

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Here’s the old blond, and bodaciously busty Scarlett Johansson we all fell in love with in the newest issue of the Russian edition of Vogue magazine. Obviously, these shots were taken before Scarlett’s transformation into an Addams Family reject, but let us not focus on the depressing current state of one of the (once) hottest celebrity babes on the planet, and instead, let us drool over these sexy photos. And also, let us pray to God, and every other divine being, that Scarlett gets her $#!! together and goes back to looking like her shwingtastic old self. ASAP!

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Here are new photos of hotty Scarlett Johansson’s Moet & Chandon Ad Campaign. I guess her holding an exploding bottle is supposed to have some kind of sexual innuendo. Unfortunately, at least for me, there will be nothing exploding on my end, since they totally neglected to show any tit at all….

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Is this the comeback of Scarlett Johansson’s cleavage? The last time we saw her, she looked like she could have used one of magical bra’s but here she is on the cover of Vogue Paris with her big breasts…..

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